Tuesday, August 17, 2010

WhatDoYaWantFromMe?!

In true mismash form...

Hey dudes and dudettes *waves*....(no really, i waved at the screen..i think you ought to wave back...c'mon..noone is looking)..:) YAY. HI!!

So last night I dreamed that I was using a pay phone to register for classes for my last semester and some dude came up in front of me..light skinned, medium build, fade, leather jacket...and stabbed me in the gut. No reason...just cuz..and I felt it. it HURT! Like it woke me up from sleep and I thought i was dead..coincidentally, my alarm went off and "Sweetness" by Jimmy Eat World was playing. Where is Joseph when you need him? Or Dom?

Good thing about waking up at 6am to get to work at 8am...you're done at 10am with all your work! LOL..FML what am i going to do for the next 6 hours?

D'you guys notice how my updates follow a pattern? Usually, I blog on days of the week ending with -day. :) *rim-shot*...no? *crickets*? you suck!!

For months it's been an ongoing battle with the little coffee shop in my building. They make this Chai Latte that tastes like magic and is unbelievable...it's also expensive...and the owner refused to tell me where they get it from..sha got one of the workers to give me the package and i ordered it from amazon..now when i go to get steamed skim milk i know they side eye me...but i don't care..i'm saving myself freaking $3 a cup..EAT THAT BOYS!!

OMG...soo...for as long as i've been sitting here..(it's kinda like a mezzanine separated into cubicle type spaces..but anyhoo...as long as i've been here, there's been a phantom burper..person climbs up the stairs and just *burp* *BURP* *BURRRRRP*...so rude and so freaking nasty..and before i can turn the corner to see who it is..they're gone...so i had to plan a stakeout..and I caught the phantom burper!! turns out it's this older asian lady..now it's awkward...how do i tell her "Look lady...stop burping -obviously on purpose cuz this ish happens everyday-..it's gross dude!"

I was reminiscing yesterday and going back to 4 years ago when i was all excited about blogging and i notice that my blogs were usually short...so i think maybe i'll go back to that...more frequent.

A bien tot!

4 comments:

Myne Whitman said...

So do you add meanings to dreams? That stab would freak some people out.

As for the lady burper..abeg free her..lol

And yeah, Hi too...waving...

Have a great week.

Miguel said...

Dude, that first line almost killed me, LOL. Thank you for the good laugh :)

Roxy said...

What a strange dream.

Kate said...

@Myne....hi back..a week later :)
@Miguel..thanks for visiting...glad i could make you laugh :p
@Roxy...i know huh? good thing i dont take dreams literally! :o