Friday, April 24, 2009

Stalker said what...?

So i live in a dead little town and there's not much to do here

btw..*disclaimer..i'm not a stalker...i just needed a catchy title*
My only friend close enough to hangout at the drop of a hat and I often go for happy hour...I watch her drink...of course i dont drink...naturally :D *quiet you*!
But so..when i do drink..one drink gets me tipsy..like today. We went to Outback Steakhouse and they have this Strawberry Passion-tini? I think that's what it's called...it has:

Fresh Strawberries(pureed)
Disarono Amaretto
Skyy Citrus Vodka
and X-rated fusion liquer...

sooooo good and soooo potent.

Anyhoo..at this Outback works a very,very..extremely sexy waiter..I mean..he looks like Scott Speedman's twin...for real..i'm not joking.

..sighs..takes a moment..
Ok, sha sha..we go there maybe once every couple of months but we've only seen him three times..this time being #3. The first time...we went pretty late and we sat in his section so it was pretty much empty when we got there..so he had time to sit and chat with us..he made me a special dessert...I was freaking enamoured...entranced..sp? And I also found out his life story...moved here from Cali to go to high school..cuz his fam moved (who does that?)and then they moved back but he stayed cuz of his girlfriend/fiancee(whatever!) and is going to police academy whilst waitering on the side...gosh...he's so hot!
Anyway...i think my meal was about $25 and i left a $23 tip! lol..(this was waaay before the recession sha...now man pikin no fit abeg...i got bills!...plus he wasn't our waiter tonight).
But he did stop by and say hi and we chatted...he just passed his exam so now he can actually go on police car ride thingies..whatever they are called..PATROL! yeah patrol..really close by. He promised to let me know when he'll start working so i can accidentally on purpose like get a ticket or something...:)
Anyway...i think that night..in my tipsy state..i said the corniest thing ever..something like "I just want you to know that I'm glad you exist" or something stupid...smh..i'm a mess.

11 comments:

RocNaija said...

Infatuation is a female dog..
:-D

My World said...

Lol @ Roc.
U dream on,ma dear.
Thanks 4 stopn by mine.

Nice Anon said...

$23?? Hmmmmmm

Kate said...

Don't judge me ppl...i'm an appreciater of God's creations. :D

Original Mgbeke said...

Wow @ that corny ass line. Smheee.
LOL, Nice Anon...I have been known to leave some pretty generous tips. Depends on my mood and what not...

Tori said...

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA. *DEAD*. "Im glad you exist"? I think I just about fell out of my chair laughing.

Kate said...

you ppl sef..if Tom Cruise can say "you complete me" why can't i say what i said? :(

RocNaija said...

You're allowed to say that.. but more importanly.. did it work?

MPB said...

LMAO!!!! Chei!! I did not see that corny comment coming. Thanks for making me laff...

Kate said...

@MPB...i'm glad i could serve as comic relief for ya.
@Roc..it worked in the sense that he remembers me whenever i go there? does that count? :D

Nice Anon said...

$23 in this recession??? Una get money ooh.lol