So...I don't think i celebrated my 100th post..but this one is my 200th!! Yay!!...
I think I'll make it a random blog..
One of the perks of living in The Wire country...I definitely see firsthand what an ankle monitoring bracelet looks like..*like I've ever wondered*...na wa oh..see this dude just jejely stepping out of the train with his summer shorts on and his lil bracelet like it was nothing...not even trying to lindsaylohan it. I just stared...
One of the downsides of living in The Wire country...weirdo central..why do all the weirdos/shady looking ppl/crazies/sleazy ass men/disgustos/pervs gravitate towards me?
EVERYDAY..EVERYDAY.
If it's not some dude in a wheelchair offering to give me ride if i sit in his lap, it's a schizophrenic "pastor" offering to take me to his church for "counseling". The new thing is all the cab drivers who all happen to be igbo..and now apparently all know my name and still...STILL feel the need to do that hissing calling thing..i'm over it!
Dear Baltimore...a pick up line that starts with you telling me either that you are currently on the run from your home state of North Carolina because your soon to be ex-wife filed an assault claim against you that led to a warrant...OR that starts with you telling me about your two kids and their mommas...WILL never..EVER..end with me giving you my number!!
I decided..finally to start back on my healthy living regimen...for the 100th time..and the only reason i'm even talking about it is so that hopefully it will keep me honest to verbalize it. I'm competing with my mom and my sister to see who will win. Naturally, I will..obviously but let's not tell them that.:)There are no losers..only winners..and technically even the winners would be losers..hehe dry joke! So far it's been good..I definitely see a difference!
One of my favorite hobbies is...facebook stalking *hangs head in shame* I know i know...but seriously..i was looking through someone's facebook pictures and it turns out she has friends in common with a friend of mine...said friend being someone who i've had an "interesting" past with..so in my head i cringed slightly..then i decided that I'm of too little importance to think that they might possibly talk about me.
Ppl who know me know that I don't shy away from confrontation..when i have to but I'd just rather avoid it. What i do hate is when you meet people who supposedly have beef with you and they pretend there's nothing wrong..I'd rather you ignore me..or kick my ass than kiss me..that's just me.
Life is interesting...not MY life..mine is as boring and routine as it comes..but I LOVE IT. I'd rather live vicariously through those around me. I don't think I'd ever look back and be like.."men, i wished i partied more, drank more, filled my life with more drama..etc"
The one thing i do wish I'd have done more of by now is travel more..definitely. I'd love to do the Europe thing, the Africa thing, the South America thing, the Asia thing...meh..all in good time.
Even though i know everyone's journey is different, it's not easy not to compare my life to other ppls...like.."if i'd chosen a different path..I'd be done with school by now" or "if i had gone straight to grad school rather than taking that time to work..i'd be done with school forever by now..or close"..etc..but that's life abi?.. moments not milestones and alladat.
It's interesting the way people think/conclusions they draw by looking at you...ex:
I have a batman lunchbox..(SUE ME I LOVE BATMAN!)..so I must have a son..even if i had a kid..why can't she be a girl and why cant she love batman?
I work at "my school"...so I must be a nurse..Why can't i be a doctor?
I'm black..so I must be a new employee at the animal facilities..why can't i just be a student coming to harvest some mice?
I recently wrote an angry letter to my cousins in naija...well i don't think it was angry..i think it was brutally honest..but they didn't seem to find it funny...hellificare!! As long as you get the message.
You know what population i'm currently hating on? Skinny chicks with big boobs..like WTF? How is that fair? I confess that I was totally hating on my friend who stayed with me recently with her nice boobs and nice booty with nice long legs to (great now she'll think i'm gay) and she's freaking smart too and pretty and light skinned and a good dancer! Ugh!! I hate her...like a lot!! :)..normally..you dont have it all..you either have (1) nice boobs and no booty ..(2) booty and just ok boobs or (3)nice legs and no booty or boobs or (4)you can just be petite with no boobs and no booty.... I know for sure my boobs are nothing I'm just going to settle for being healthy HOW ABOUT THAT? just healthy!! hmmpfff!!
What say ye folks? Do you feel me on the skinny chics with big boobs or am i just once again subscribing to what society deems to be beautiful?
That's all she wrote folks!
Enjoy the rest of your week...
7 comments:
Skinny chics in general i hate on. I found the light skinned mention, interesting though.
yeah...i thought about it...I mean i love my skin color and black is beautiful..it's just that yellow pawpaw thing... i dunno... she would get picked over me to be a video vixen..:)
Stereotypes, how I find that amusing and then rub it in some people's faces how wrong they are, lol.
I thought Baltimore was just bad, I didn't know baddies flocked there too from other places. Hmmm.
Your friend, lol. She must be a very pretty babe, but don't go thinking she has it all.
never seen a house arrest bracelet before. Would be nice to see it.
Have you listened to Fan of a fan and In my zone mixtape by Chris Breezy? Better than the album o!
Lmao at the wheelchair dude. Talk about feeling like an underachiever around your friends, phew. At my age most of my mates have arrived; owning homes, supporting/helping their parents, new car etc and I am still in 'training'. Can't help wondering if I should have chosen a different path..Meanwhile, your friend sounds pretty hot, I bet she also has insecurities about her looks, since no one has it all. As for me, God forgive me, I hate on people with long gorgeous hair and no stretchmarks lol...
Good post as usual, made me crack the hell up at 4.30am in work.
@Myne...like moth to a flame abi? It has some good parts too tho!
@Nicey...i'm soooo out of the loop on the whole music thing..but i will chekkirout
@MPB...:)
totally random post
were u kidding about the will chair thingy?
LMAO@I'm black..so I must be a new employee at the animal facilities..why can't i just be a student coming to harvest some mice?
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